Why I like online FPS.

Well before picking up online FPS multiplayer gaming I looked long and hard for a hobby.

I tried horseback riding.






The car was totaled but the horse survived. (No animals where harmed or molested in the making of this BLOG.)

I tried the 4 wheeler thing in the desert.






Trust me you do not want to see the landing! I didn't know I could get road rash in the desert.

I saw a ESPN special that had like a lumberjack competion. So I gave it a try.



Hey I was just going for a good cutting down time. No told me shit about how too aim those big Fing things.

Got a new truck and decided to try boating. I figured being on land was bad luck.







I figured right. To bad I had to cross land to get the boat in the water.

Final got the boat in the water.






I was better off hanging from that freaking cliff!

Scew all these hobbies. I was going to go to my old stand by. Watching the boob tube in my trusty recliner.






WTF! I live in Kansas and a rock falls on my shit in the middle of my living room! Good thing the dog ate the remote and I had gotten up to change channels!



So these events pointed me to the saftey of my basement basking in the warm glow of my CRT monitor for endless hours of pointless gore and humiliating on FPS multiplayer.

I even got a sweet system to give me a edge.





Thats right the original 64 system F AMD! F Intel! I buy American. If you pinko, commie, long hair, veggie eating, tree huggers want to buy FARGIN SHIT then suit yourself! Whats that they are American products you say? Well F em anyway!

How I get ownage on the enemy.



Thats right 2 BUTTON joystick bitches! In your face!



Well the joystick had to be replaced. It was beginning to always stick too the right kinda like my...Um ah never mind. It had too be replaced.



Check it out. I final got me one of those new fangled gamepads I have been hearing about.



Confession time. I did HACK at one time when I was first in DOD. Here is what I did.



I was able to have the enemy show up brighter on my screen. IT WAS LIKE SHOOTING DUCKS IN BARREL! But I have changed my ways. I promise you I will never hack again. I even lowered the contrast to make it even harder for me. Self punishment.

Yep, hacking was no fun anywho. I like competition. I like to struggle and then finally do well.

So that is why I am so interested in FPS and the equipment that I use to make the masses in cyberspace tremble in fear!

The source of my screen name:

Spaceballs The Movie









Dark Helmet:Who made that man a gunner?

Maj. Asshole:I did, sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet:Who is he?

Col. Sandurz:He's an Asshole, sir.

Dark Helmet:I know that. What's his name?

Col. Sandurz:That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.

Dark Helmet:And his cousin?

Col. Sandurz:He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.

Dark Helmet:How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?

Everyone:Yo!

Dark Helmet:I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!



Johnny Dangerously







Roman Moronie:I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' ice holes, like yourselves.

There the secret is out.

Blog about me, DOD, and some FPS in general

Started this BLOG so those of you who see me in DOD:S servers have some background on me and a way to give a shout out at me. I have a very slow free website in links. This BLOG stuff is just way easier to add too. More interactive.